mischief managed
If I had to describe myself in one word it would be "doesn't follow directions well"

bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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yunggangsta:

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lloveyou:

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

asvprock:

My parents made me life 182% worse by creating me.

standarded:

I wish I could just press the restart button on some people

idkblogger:

first things first I’m the moodiest

who-ya-callin-pinhead:

so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.
And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)
Some people are so broken,
They get mad at you for being whole.
totallynotagentphilcoulson:

redvedev:

kurt-l-fahrenheit:

paredolia:

momanddadaism:

jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck

no it’s ok, pooh had it coming

shit

wow what a douche

yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole

This post is now 80% better.

jfc pooh bear

I still think the funniest thing about all these comics is that they’re all legit official comics

dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor